Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.

Q. Why is an Australian kiss better than a French kiss?

A. Because they’re down-under.

My friend got mad at me the other day for smelling his sister’s underwear. I think it might have been because she was still wearing them, or because it was in front of his family. Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.

A term made up by women no one will fuck.

What is the difference between a job and a dead prostitute?
A job still sucks.