22Jun Funerals By Dave in Dirty Jokes +34 -29 Three things funerals and sex have in common! 1. They both put a stiff in a box. 2. They both require lots of tissues. 3. They can both sometimes make people cry.
10Jun Trouser Present By Dave in Dirty Jokes +22 -17 Q. Why is a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out the best present you can give a teenage boy? A. Because it’s something to wear and something to play with at the same time.
19Mar Hug By Dave in Dirty Jokes +26 -21 Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.
12Oct Inner Self By Dawson in Dirty Jokes +17 -12 Been getting in touch with my inner self recently. Couldn’t find any toilet paper at my local supermarket.
07Jan Black Eggs By Steve in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes +42 -37 Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me? Just Google “big black cocks”.
21Mar Circumcision By ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in Dirty Jokes +56 -51 What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.