Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Funerals

in Dirty Jokes
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Three things funerals and sex have in common!

1. They both put a stiff in a box.
2. They both require lots of tissues.
3. They can both sometimes make people cry.

Trouser Present

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -17

Q. Why is a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out the best present you can give a teenage boy?
A. Because it’s something to wear and something to play with at the same time.

Hug

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -21

Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.

Inner Self

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -12

Been getting in touch with my inner self recently.

Couldn’t find any toilet paper at my local supermarket.

Black Eggs

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+42 -37

Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.

Circumcision

in Dirty Jokes
+56 -51

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.