Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Mum Walking

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Q. What’s worse that your mum walking in on you when you’re watching internet p*rn?

A. Changing the tab to Facebook and then realising your 14 year old sister’s “Beach Holiday” photos are on the monitor.

Dead Hand

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My friend told me masterbating with a dead hand feels a lot better but after trying it I’m now in police custody and my local church has permanently banned me from funerals.

Mouse Trap

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Got a really nasty injury today from a mouse trap I didn’t see. That’s the last time I ever do push-ups in the nude.

Why Are Men Like Cars?

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Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

Rape Adivce

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Called a rape advice hotline the other day for some support but apparently it’s just for victims.

Oreos

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Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?

A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.