Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Dentist

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Went to the dentist today and he told me I had to stop touching myself. I said “What’s that got to do with my teeth?”. He said “Nothing but I just find it really distracting”.

Kiss

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The following conversation took place after a lesbian woman attempted to kiss a straight woman.

Straight woman: Stop trying to kiss me, I’ve told you I’m straight!!”
Lesbian: So is spaghetti until it gets wet!!

Offended

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If you’re easily offended remember a joke is not a dick, you don’t have to take it hard.

New Year

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To celebrate the new year last night I decided to organize a threesome…

Unfortunately I was the only person who showed up but I still had a great time.

Sentenced

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Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer.

The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?”

I said, “Sexy.”

Baby

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Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.