10Nov Dentist By Frank in Dirty Jokes +39 -28 Went to the dentist today and he told me I had to stop touching myself. I said “What’s that got to do with my teeth?”. He said “Nothing but I just find it really distracting”.
30Nov Kiss By SteveB in Dirty Jokes +36 -25 The following conversation took place after a lesbian woman attempted to kiss a straight woman. Straight woman: Stop trying to kiss me, I’ve told you I’m straight!!” Lesbian: So is spaghetti until it gets wet!!
12Oct Offended By SteveB in Dirty Jokes +34 -23 If you’re easily offended remember a joke is not a dick, you don’t have to take it hard.
01Jan New Year By Dave in Dirty Jokes +38 -27 To celebrate the new year last night I decided to organize a threesome… Unfortunately I was the only person who showed up but I still had a great time.
10Oct Sentenced By PeteyB in Dirty Jokes +33 -23 Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer. The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?” I said, “Sexy.”
22Aug Baby By Tom in Dirty Jokes +48 -38 Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.