Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Bush

in Dirty Jokes
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Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.

Waist

in Dirty Jokes
+57 -45

Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily get another pair of tits in there.

Raids

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+26 -14

My next door neighbours just got arrested after recent police raids against online paedophiles. Not sure where I’m going to get my free wi-fi now.

This Year

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -14

So far this year I’ve had sex a number of times.
Unfortunately that number is 0.

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -41

My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.

Dentist

in Dirty Jokes
+39 -28

Went to the dentist today and he told me I had to stop touching myself. I said “What’s that got to do with my teeth?”. He said “Nothing but I just find it really distracting”.