Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Raids

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My next door neighbours just got arrested after recent police raids against online paedophiles. Not sure where I’m going to get my free wi-fi now.

Born

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What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel Sprout.

Penis and Rubix

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+31 -19

Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?

A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Airport

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+35 -24

Q. What does an airport and a prostitute have in common?
A. They both ask you to put your liquids into a little plastic bag.

This Year

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So far this year I’ve had sex a number of times.
Unfortunately that number is 0.

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -41

My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.