12Mar Runny Nose By BillA in Dirty Jokes +47 -37 Q. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A. Full.
13Dec Tesco Value By Steve in Dirty Jokes +18 -8 I got in touch with my inner self today. That’s the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.
22Oct Houses By Dave in Dirty Jokes +36 -26 You know those sex houses people put in trees with the little wooden hole for your c*ck. Apparently those are for birds.
10Oct Sentenced By PeteyB in Dirty Jokes +33 -23 Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer. The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?” I said, “Sexy.”
22Aug Baby By Tom in Dirty Jokes +48 -38 Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.
16Apr Apples By Dave11 in Dirty Jokes +28 -19 The following conversation took place in a school classroom. Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have? Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.