Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Runny Nose

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Q. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Tesco Value

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I got in touch with my inner self today.

That’s the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.

Houses

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You know those sex houses people put in trees with the little wooden hole for your c*ck. Apparently those are for birds.

Sentenced

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Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer.

The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?”

I said, “Sexy.”

Baby

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Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.

Apples

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The following conversation took place in a school classroom.

Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have?
Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.