Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Email

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Just tried to email a picture of my cock today but I got a message saying

“Recipient may not be able to receive files this large”.

It was a nice boost for my confidence.

Hard Worker

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It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my boss didn’t keep blocking porn websites.

White Stuff

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What’s 6 inches and leaves white stuff over your face?

A toothbrush.

New position

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Just discovered a new position called ‘9’. It’s just me laying there on my own. I have no sex life.

Apples

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The following conversation took place in a school classroom.

Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have?
Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.

Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus DVD: $15
Tub of Vaseline: $3
XL Box of Tissues: $2

The look of disgust on the cashiers face as you pay: Priceless