Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Dirty Cat

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Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?

Answer A Purrvert

saggy boobs

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Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.

Pedo

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I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.

Dedicated

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I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

Bush

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Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.

Waist

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Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily get another pair of tits in there.