Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

funny chicken road

in Animal Jokes
+142 -131

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.

Man’s Best Friend

in Animal Jokes
+35 -25

People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+53 -43

My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.

Badminton

Best Friend

in Animal Jokes
+27 -18

They say a dog is a man’s best friend. But even my worst enemy would never stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.

Mating Call

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+90 -82

Mating call of a seagull: “Twert Twert!”
Mating call of an owl: “Twoo Twooo!”
Mating call of a blackbird: “Stick it up my ass Winston!”

Parrot

in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes
+70 -62

If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?