Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Cats breakfast

in Animal Jokes
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What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

Dog

in Animal Jokes
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My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.

Badminton

Man’s Best Friend

in Animal Jokes
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People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.

Best Friend

in Animal Jokes
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They say a dog is a man’s best friend. But even my worst enemy would never stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.

Parrot

in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes
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If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?

Fine Line

in Animal Jokes
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There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.