21May Cats breakfast By Jim D in Animal Jokes Tags: Cat Jokes +43 -32 What do cats love to eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies
20Jul Man’s Best Friend By Dave in Animal Jokes +35 -25 People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.
23Sep Best Friend By DawsonD in Animal Jokes +27 -18 They say a dog is a man’s best friend. But even my worst enemy would never stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
06May Parrot By JakeB in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes +70 -62 If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?
11Sep Fine Line By Steve in Animal Jokes +14 -6 There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.