10Apr funny chicken road By paige in Animal Jokes +142 -131 Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house! ….. Knock Knock Who’s there… The chicken.
20Jul Man’s Best Friend By Dave in Animal Jokes +35 -25 People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.
23Sep Best Friend By DawsonD in Animal Jokes +27 -18 They say a dog is a man’s best friend. But even my worst enemy would never stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
29Jun Mating Call By Roberto in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes +90 -82 Mating call of a seagull: “Twert Twert!” Mating call of an owl: “Twoo Twooo!” Mating call of a blackbird: “Stick it up my ass Winston!”
06May Parrot By JakeB in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes +70 -62 If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?