18Apr Orphans By scott in Animal Jokes +65 -61 Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.
20Nov Cats By Rob33 in Animal Jokes Tags: Cat Jokes +58 -54 If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?
27Apr Chicken By StephK in Animal Jokes +36 -32 Q. How did the chicken get to the other side? A. Suicide
28Jul Rescue Cat By Dave in Animal Jokes +26 -23 Rescue cats are rubbish. My grandma fell down the stairs the other day and the cat did f*ck all.
14Dec Dyslexic Zookeeper By Dave in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes +38 -35 Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.
08May Zoo By Dave in Animal Jokes +27 -24 Went to the zoo yesterday and an elephant tried to charge me. I said “F*ck off, i’m not paying twice.”