Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Orphans

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Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.

Cats

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If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?

Chicken

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Q. How did the chicken get to the other side?
A. Suicide

Rescue Cat

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Rescue cats are rubbish. My grandma fell down the stairs the other day and the cat did f*ck all.

Dyslexic Zookeeper

in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.

Zoo

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Went to the zoo yesterday and an elephant tried to charge me.
I said “F*ck off, i’m not paying twice.”