11May Cat and Dog By Dave in Animal Jokes +34 -22 A dog can learn up to 250 words and count up to 5. Equivalent Human age = 3. A cat doesn’t give a f*ck and is sick of your sh*t. Equivalent human age = 42.
14Jun Blind Deer By Lewis in Animal Jokes +75 -63 What do you call a blind deer? No eye dear. What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg? Still no eye dear What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg that has been castrated? Still no f*cking eye dear.
17Oct Funny Ebay Advert By FrankP in Animal Jokes +61 -50 #### Parachute For Sale #### One parachute for sale. Only ever used once, never opened, has some red stains.
28Jul Birds By Dave in Animal Jokes +33 -22 Q. Why do birds always sing in the morning? A. Because they don’t have to go to f*cking work!!
10Apr funny chicken road By paige in Animal Jokes +142 -131 Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house! ….. Knock Knock Who’s there… The chicken.
21May Cats breakfast By Jim D in Animal Jokes Tags: Cat Jokes +43 -32 What do cats love to eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies