29Jun Mating Call By Roberto in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes +90 -82 Mating call of a seagull: “Twert Twert!” Mating call of an owl: “Twoo Twooo!” Mating call of a blackbird: “Stick it up my ass Winston!”
29Jul Human DNA By DaveP in Animal Jokes +53 -46 Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo.
20Dec Christmas Pickup Line By John in Animal Jokes +19 -13 Hey how about we make tonight a not so silent night.
09May Fact Of The Day By Dave in Animal Jokes +10 -5 T-shirt stands for Tyrannosaurus-Shirt because it has short arms.
07Jan Black Eggs By Steve in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes +42 -37 Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me? Just Google “big black cocks”.
07Aug Little Lamb By Mary in Animal Jokes +29 -24 Mary had a little lamb, fries, salad and a bottle of coke.