Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Mating Call

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Mating call of a seagull: “Twert Twert!”
Mating call of an owl: “Twoo Twooo!”
Mating call of a blackbird: “Stick it up my ass Winston!”

Human DNA

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

Christmas Pickup Line

in Animal Jokes
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Hey how about we make tonight a not so silent night.

Fact Of The Day

in Animal Jokes
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T-shirt stands for Tyrannosaurus-Shirt because it has short arms.

Black Eggs

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+42 -37

Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.

Little Lamb

in Animal Jokes
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Mary had a little lamb, fries, salad and a bottle of coke.