Best Funny Animal Jokes

Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee?
A. Nest-cafe

Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,

Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.

It was bread in captivity.

Found out today that Piranha fish can totally remove the flesh from a child’s body in under 5 minutes.
On the downside, I’ve now been fired from my job at the aquarium.

My girlfriend’s dog died recently so I decided to get her an identical one. She was really angry, she said “what am I gonna do with 2 dead dogs?”