Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Horse

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A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says “Why the long face?”

The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.

Four Legs

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What has four legs and says boo?
A cow with a cold.

Egg Farm

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Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

A. Because he had a crack addiction.

Pringles Holder

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Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.