Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Oct

By David

in Animal Jokes

+45 -18

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef

Aug

By Stevo

in Animal Jokes

+60 -34

Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.

Jul

By Jakes23

in Animal Jokes

+53 -28

Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.

May

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+36 -13

Just bought a chinchilla.
That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.

Jul

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+188 -167

I took my wife to a dog show last week, she finished in 3rd place.

Dec

By Chris

in Animal Jokes

+83 -63

What has four legs and says boo?
A cow with a cold.