Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Chicken rest

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Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!

Vegans

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I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.

Trunks

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Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up

Zebra

in Animal Jokes
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Q. Why did the zebra beat the horse at chess?
A. Because it’s a-frican genius.

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Attacked

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Someone attacked me last night with a bat.

I was really impressed with how well he trained it.