Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
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Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.

Roadkill

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill?
A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.

TV Lies

in Animal Jokes
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Can’t believe how much my TV lies. Put my pet turtles in the microwave earlier today and they still can’t do any Karate.

snakes

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.

Lamb Chops

in Animal Jokes
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My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.

They’re minted.

Cow Cave

in Animal Jokes
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What do you call a cow that lives in a cave?

Ground beef