15Jun Discarded Coin By Dave in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes +23 -41 Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.
07Mar Roadkill By Bennyb in Animal Jokes +14 -33 Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill? A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.
18May TV Lies By Splinter in Animal Jokes +33 -52 Can’t believe how much my TV lies. Put my pet turtles in the microwave earlier today and they still can’t do any Karate.
23Jan snakes By Tim in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes +15 -34 Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.
13Nov Lamb Chops By RaZ 22 in Animal Jokes +9 -29 My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops. They’re minted.
15Jun Cow Cave By Sam in Animal Jokes +8 -28 What do you call a cow that lives in a cave? Ground beef