Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Cigarettes and Cats

in Animal Jokes
+12 -33

Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?

A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.

Orange Cat

in Animal Jokes
+12 -34

What’s orange and looks like a cat?
A lion.

Venison

in Animal Jokes
+5 -27

Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.

Bank Loan

in Animal Jokes
+23 -45

Just been rejected by my bank for a loan. Apparently they only give money to people who already have lots of money.

Birds

in Animal Jokes
+7 -30

Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.

Igloo

in Animal Jokes
+15 -38

Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo?
A. An eskimeow.