Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Swans

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.

Venison

in Animal Jokes
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Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.

Bank Loan

in Animal Jokes
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Just been rejected by my bank for a loan. Apparently they only give money to people who already have lots of money.

Orange Cat

in Animal Jokes
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What’s orange and looks like a cat?
A lion.

Birds

in Animal Jokes
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Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.

Igloo

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo?
A. An eskimeow.