24Nov Parrot By Jim in Animal Jokes +27 -41 Got a parrot the other day but it didn’t say “I’m hungry” so it died.
25Mar Fat Ex-Girlfriend By Michael1 in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes +10 -25 My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’… I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!
05Jun Sheep By Dave in Animal Jokes +30 -45 What do you get if you cross a motorway with a flock of sheep? A flock of dead sheep.
31Jul Pigeons By Jim in Animal Jokes +21 -36 Did you know pigeons die after having sex? Well the one that I fucked did.
06Feb Chuck Norris Horse By Dude in Animal Jokes +15 -30 Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
03Jul Shark By Sam in Animal Jokes +28 -44 Q. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? A. It had a nosebleed.