Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Christmas Shark

in Animal Jokes
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Q: What do you call a shark who attacks someone on Christmas day?
A: Santa jaws!

Pig Fox

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a pig and a fox?
A. About 5 pints.

Doctor Advice

in Animal Jokes
+15 -31

My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!

Tuna

in Animal Jokes
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Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+23 -41

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.