Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Dec

Christmas Shark

By lisa

in Animal Jokes

+7 -23

Q: What do you call a shark who attacks someone on Christmas day?
A: Santa jaws!

Jun

Pet Parrot

By Danny

in Animal Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Dirty Jokes

+32 -48

Yo mama is so dirty the only words her pet parrot can say is “In my ass, in my ass”!

Mar

Pig Fox

By Matt

in Animal Jokes

+9 -25

Q. What’s the difference between a pig and a fox?
A. About 5 pints.

Feb

Doctor Advice

By Yourawizardjack

in Animal Jokes

+15 -31

My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!

Nov

Tuna

By The Judge

in Animal Jokes

+4 -21

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Jun

Discarded Coin

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes

+23 -41

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.