Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

15

Jun

Cow Cave

By Sam

in Animal Jokes

+8 -28

What do you call a cow that lives in a cave?

Ground beef

29

Dec

Love-sick

By sam

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+5 -26

I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.

19

Jul

Cigarettes and Cats

By Frank

in Animal Jokes

Tags: Cat Jokes

+12 -33

Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?

A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.

07

Mar

Aldi Shampoo

By Sol2

in Animal Jokes

+18 -39

Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi…
Because you’re worthless

06

Jun

Pandas

By Jay

in Animal Jokes

+11 -32

Q. Why do Pandas have black eyes?
A. Because they can’t satisfy their man.

05

Oct

Swans

By GlenW

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes

+31 -52

Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.