13Nov Lamb Chops By RaZ 22 in Animal Jokes +9 -29 My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops. They’re minted.
06Jun Pandas By Jay in Animal Jokes +11 -32 Q. Why do Pandas have black eyes? A. Because they can’t satisfy their man.
05Oct Swans By GlenW in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes +31 -52 Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.
15Oct Murder By SteveP in Animal Jokes +16 -37 Called to police about 5 times today to report a murder on my front lawn but they keep telling me to stop bothering them. Apparently they don’t give a shit about crows.
29Dec Love-sick By sam in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes +5 -26 I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
19Jul Cigarettes and Cats By Frank in Animal Jokes Tags: Cat Jokes +12 -33 Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common? A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.