Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Feb

By Sophie :P

in Animal Jokes

+21 -34

Q:Why did the cow cross the road?

A:To go to the moo-vies

Sep

By Darko

in Animal Jokes

+5 -18

I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.

Nov

By Jim

in Animal Jokes

+27 -41

Got a parrot the other day but it didn’t say “I’m hungry” so it died.

Dec

By bob

in Animal Jokes

+17 -31

What did the spice say to the Vagina?, “I’m Cumin!!!!!

Mar

By Flissi

in Animal Jokes

+14 -28

What is a cat’s favourite car?
A purrrrrgeot.

Mar

By Deblee

in Animal Jokes

+16 -30

What did the lezbian frog say to the other lezbian frog??

They’re right, we DO taste like chicken!