Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Feb

Internet Scams

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+20 -33

It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]

Mar

Pigs

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes

+29 -42

What do you call a man who f*cks pigs?
Willie-ham

Feb

Cross the road

By Sophie :P

in Animal Jokes

+21 -34

Q:Why did the cow cross the road?

A:To go to the moo-vies

Mar

Cats and Cars

By Flissi

in Animal Jokes

Tags: Cat Jokes

+14 -28

What is a cat’s favourite car?
A purrrrrgeot.

Mar

Frog

By Deblee

in Animal Jokes

+16 -30

What did the lezbian frog say to the other lezbian frog??

They’re right, we DO taste like chicken!

Mar

Childhood Memmories

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+18 -32

I have a lot of painful childhood memories. I remember when my cat died my mum tried to replace it. She thought I wouldn’t notice but I did and I killed that cat as well.