Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Mar

Long Nose

By Steve

in Animal Jokes

+16 -28

Q. What animal has a long nose and a c*nt on it’s back?
A. Police horse.

Apr

Financial Transactions

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+8 -20

Just got a job handling financial transactions for a multi-billion dollar company. I’ve become a cashier at KFC.

Oct

Local Zoo

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+9 -21

Just been thrown out of my local zoo! I went there to watch feeding time but after 3 hours of hanging around the mother and baby toilets the security guards started to get suspicious.

Mar

4 legs

By Ryan

in Animal Jokes

+25 -37

Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?

A. Half a spider!

Dec

sexy spices

By bob

in Animal Jokes

+17 -29

What did the spice say to the Vagina?, “I’m Cumin!!!!!

Feb

Internet Scams

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+20 -33

It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]