Best Funny Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?

..A Helephino!!

I bought my son a puppy for Christmas, but I’ve just accidentally killed him with my car as I reversed onto the drive. Oh well, I’ll have to look after the puppy myself now.

Why is it that if you drink milk from a cow society thinks that’s normal but if you drink milk from another human you get arrested by security guards?

What did they used to call electric eels before electricity was invented? Magic eels?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke

Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.