23Sep Sharp Teeth By AndyP in Animal Jokes +29 -37 What animal has sharp teeth and 5 legs? A pit bull in a playground.
29Aug Parrot By MarkA in Animal Jokes +12 -20 If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”, you’re wasting everyone’s time.
23Jan Crossbars By Heather in Animal Jokes +15 -24 What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? ..A Helephino!!
31Dec Puppy By Debb2 in Animal Jokes +14 -23 I bought my son a puppy for Christmas, but I’ve just accidentally killed him with my car as I reversed onto the drive. Oh well, I’ll have to look after the puppy myself now.
10Oct Drink Milk By Freddy in Animal Jokes +24 -33 Why is it that if you drink milk from a cow society thinks that’s normal but if you drink milk from another human you get arrested by security guards?
30May Goldfish By Sammy in Animal Jokes +21 -30 Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.