Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Night Owl

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Just discovered I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Chimpanzee Diet

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Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.

Asperin

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*

Dinosaurs

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Q. How do dinosaurs high five?
A. They dont, they’re all dead

Kangaroo and sheep

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper

Clubbing Seals

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So a baby seal walks into a club…