Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Horse Drink

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How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a blender.

Cow

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Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A. Lean beef

Cat Food

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Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?

Chimpanzee Diet

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Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.

Asperin

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*

Dinosaurs

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Q. How do dinosaurs high five?
A. They dont, they’re all dead