Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Cow

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Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A. Lean beef

Cat Food

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Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?

Horse Drink

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How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a blender.

Cats Cats Cats

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What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain

Father And Son

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The following conversation took place between a father and son.

Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?
Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair!
Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!

Insects

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Don’t you just hate it when insects make you late for work in the morning. I’m never gonna high-five a centipede again!