Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Two flies

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
+39 -43

Two flies on a piece of dog shit. One of them farts, the other says, “Do you mind, I’m having my dinner”.

Interesting Fact

in Animal Jokes
+24 -28

Interesting Fact:

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

Poultry Farm

in Animal Jokes
+33 -37

Just quit my job at the poultry farm. I’m fed up of working with cocks.

Bird Watching

in Animal Jokes
+15 -19

Beautiful summers day today great for bird watching. Just seen some great tits.

Animal Testing funny joke

in Animal Jokes
+28 -32

Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.