Best Funny Animal Jokes

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do

What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?

…… A bi-polar bear.

Thought I saw a kangaroo in my garden this morning so I ran down the stairs and went outside but it turns out it was just a dog taking a sh*t.

When I was a child I wanted to be a web designer. I’ve always had a fascination with spiders.

If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.