Best Funny Animal Jokes

Thought I saw a kangaroo in my garden this morning so I ran down the stairs and went outside but it turns out it was just a dog taking a sh*t.

When I was a child I wanted to be a web designer. I’ve always had a fascination with spiders.

Three strangest animals known to man.
1. The urine loving Candiru fish.
2. The exploding termites of French Guiana.
3. White person with dreadlocks.

My psychiatrist said that I have the memory of an elephant.

I keep thinking about elephants.

If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.