Best Funny Animal Jokes

Our new puppy’s been rolling around in its own shit.

That’s what I’m telling the wife anyway. Easier to explain than the fact that I ran out of toilet paper.

How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

If two vegans have an argument is it still called a beef… or is it a quornfrontation?

I’m really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying, “I can’t go on, I hate my life”. My roommate’s too selfish to notice. He’s always crying.

My psychiatrist said that I have the memory of an elephant.

I keep thinking about elephants.

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do