Best Funny Animal Jokes

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky b*stard didn’t even eat it.

I’ll never forget my dads last words “Thanks for buying me a rattle snake for my birthday”.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey

Whoever discovered honey was a genius. He must have looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
“I bet those b*stards are hiding something delicious in there!”.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.