Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Last Words

in Animal Jokes
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I’ll never forget my dads last words “Thanks for buying me a rattle snake for my birthday”.

Carrots

in Animal Jokes
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What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

Elephant

in Animal Jokes
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I’ve got the memory of an elephant. I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant.

Voodoo Doll

in Animal Jokes
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Just made a voodoo doll of my dog so now I can rub its belly while I’m at work.

Dolphins

in Animal Jokes
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What is the world coming to? Heard on the radio today that scientists have discovered dolphins enjoy having sex. Scientists should stop shagging animals and treat them with more respect.

Genesis 1:13

in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Genesis 1:13 “And on the 3rd day God created the land for all the animals to share but he
decided to make a special piece of land called Antarctica just for penguins because he liked them and thought they were cute.”