31Mar Help Shark By SteveA in Animal Jokes +21 -18 Just seen a man at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. What an idiot, how can a shark help a human?
28Jul Rescue Cat By Dave in Animal Jokes +26 -23 Rescue cats are rubbish. My grandma fell down the stairs the other day and the cat did f*ck all.
10May Mating By Alex in Animal Jokes +53 -52 Apparently the female spider devours the male minutes after mating. It takes female humans years to do that.
31Jan Curry By Dave in Animal Jokes +32 -31 My kids cried when I put ginger in their curry tonight. They loved that little kitten.
29Sep NHS Line By Dave in Animal Jokes +15 -14 Phoned the NHS line today and said, “I’m having a real problem getting an erection.” “Well we’re here to help you as much as we can sir,” the woman replied. “Great!” I burst out. “What colour panties are you wearing?”
11Aug Elephant By Dave in Animal Jokes +19 -19 I’ve got the memory of an elephant. I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant.