14Dec Dyslexic Zookeeper By Dave in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes +38 -35 Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.
08May Zoo By Dave in Animal Jokes +27 -24 Went to the zoo yesterday and an elephant tried to charge me. I said “F*ck off, i’m not paying twice.”
10May Mating By Alex in Animal Jokes +53 -52 Apparently the female spider devours the male minutes after mating. It takes female humans years to do that.
31Jan Curry By Dave in Animal Jokes +32 -31 My kids cried when I put ginger in their curry tonight. They loved that little kitten.
29Sep NHS Line By Dave in Animal Jokes +15 -14 Phoned the NHS line today and said, “I’m having a real problem getting an erection.” “Well we’re here to help you as much as we can sir,” the woman replied. “Great!” I burst out. “What colour panties are you wearing?”
02May Dolphins By sterve in Animal Jokes +21 -21 What is the world coming to? Heard on the radio today that scientists have discovered dolphins enjoy having sex. Scientists should stop shagging animals and treat them with more respect.