What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common?
The longer you play with it the harder it gets!
I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.
Yo Mama’s so fat, when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building, all the people said “NO! DON’T DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND!”
The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.
Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.