Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy? A. Batman can go a night without robin.
The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.
Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin? A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.
Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?
Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!