Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
13
Jan

Snooker

By Chris
in Racist Jokes
+50 -63

Q. What do snooker balls and people who claim benefits have in common?

A. Most of them are non-white.

08
Dec

Food Poisoning

By Dave
in General Jokes
+5 -18

Got food poisoning from a restaurant today. I ordered the fish of the day… unfortunately it turns out the day was actually last week.

26
Aug

Eggs Pickup Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -33

How do you like your eggs in the morning because if it’s fertilized then I’m your man.

20
May

Doctors

By Maisie
in General Jokes
+21 -34

My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.”

02
Oct

Ice-cream

By Dave
in General Jokes
+17 -30

If everything is made of atoms why does ice-cream taste really nice and dog shiite taste so bad? Explain that one Einstein.

12
May

Grown Up

By SteveS
in General Jokes
+29 -42

Three steps to being more grown up at work:

1. Replace “F*ck you” with “Ok, great” .
2. Try to say “Please” more often instead of “Bitch please”.
3. Make sure you have plenty of alone time to reduce pent up anger.

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