Just been on a date with a really attractive woman. Well it wasn’t really a date, we just had a meal together and watched a film. After a few hours the plane landed and we went our separate ways.
When I was growing up my parents made a lot of sacrifices. They were actually devil worshipers.
What do older women have between their knees that younger women don’t?
Their boobs.
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies
Shocking information has just been discovered that North Korea is developing weapons of mass destruction and we need to invade them.
…. Oh wait, false alarm, they don’t have any oil.
Are you mold?? Because you’re growing on me.