Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dad

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -6

Like my dad always used to say.

“I’m not your dad”

Drug Dealers

in Political Jokes
+27 -16

Why do people always assume drug dealers are dangerous people who carry guns? Fedex drivers are perfectly respectable people and they deliver drugs all the time.

Cats breakfast

in Animal Jokes
+43 -32

What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

New Haircut

in Relationship Jokes
+32 -21

Can’t believe how much my girlfriend is crying about her new haircut. Its much worse for me, I’m the one who’s gonna have to find a new girlfriend now.

Dieting

in General Jokes
+33 -22

I have a condition that stops me from dieting… I get hungry.

Divorced

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -6

Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.