I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.
If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread-man?
My girlfriend said, “Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?” I said, “Yeah, definitely. Let’s call your mum and tell her you’ve died.”
Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.
Not sure if I’ve offended my Muslim neighbors this year with all my Christmas decorations so I’ve decided to write ‘Allah is a cunt’ on my garage door just to make sure.
I’m no pilot…. But I’ll happily enter your cockpit.