Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Alexa

in General Jokes
+22 -11

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -41

My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.

Beer Bottle

in General Jokes
+28 -17

How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

Role-Play

in Relationship Jokes
+43 -32

Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.

iPhone

in General Jokes
+23 -12

Fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and replaced with a shiny new fifty pence piece. Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy.

funny chicken road

in Animal Jokes
+142 -131

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.