Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house! ….. Knock Knock Who’s there… The chicken.
#### Parachute For Sale ####
One parachute for sale. Only ever used once, never opened, has some red stains.
Yo mama is so fat every time she goes to the beach she gets surrounded by people and they try and push her back into the water.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M25. Motorists have been asked to be on the lookout for 15 hardened criminals.
The following conversation took place after a lesbian woman attempted to kiss a straight woman.
Straight woman: Stop trying to kiss me, I’ve told you I’m straight!!” Lesbian: So is spaghetti until it gets wet!!
My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!