The Best Funny Wife Jokes

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in Relationship Jokes
+16 -7

My wife gave me a new nickname the other day, 007:

0 Romance
0 Hygiene
7 Meals per day

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -7

Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.

Wife Died

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -10

My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.

Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -7

A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.

Change The World

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -14

If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

Strain

in General Jokes
+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.