The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Wife Coming

in Relationship Jokes
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The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.

Wife Died

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -10

My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.

Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -7

A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.

Change The World

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -14

If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

Strain

in General Jokes
+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

Sofa Bed DIY Tips

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -24

Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.