The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Wife Coming

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -6

The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.

Strain

in General Jokes
+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

Sofa Bed DIY Tips

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -24

Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Burried

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -24

This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

Kiss Ass

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -9

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?

Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again?
Husband: Why do you ask?
Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.