Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Wife Died

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”

One in Four

in Dirty Jokes
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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it’s Michael – he’s super cute.

Tourette’s

in Racist Jokes
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My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.  I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.

This Year

in Dirty Jokes
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So far this year I’ve had sex a number of times.
Unfortunately that number is 0.

Amazon

in General Jokes
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Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !

KKK

in Racist Jokes
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Ever hear of the Klu Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump over 8 black dudes with a steamroller