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08
Feb

Black People

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
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+36 -82

Q. Why do black people have flat noses?
A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.

08
Feb

Little Kid

By Stevo
in General Jokes
+32 -33

Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in and help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.

02
Feb

Florists

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+31 -21

Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.

31
Jan

Moon

By Stevo
in Racist Jokes
Tags:
+32 -55

What do you call a black person on the moon??
An astronaut you racist bastard!!

31
Jan

Curry

By Dave
in Animal Jokes
+32 -31

My kids cried when I put ginger in their curry tonight. They loved that little kitten.

26
Jan

Spastics

By Jim
in Disabled Jokes
+57 -42

Q. What do you call 100 spastics in a swimming pool?
A. Vegetable soup

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