Yo Mama is so ugly that she has to do trick or treat over the phone!
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
OctJimmy Saville New Show
in Dirty Jokes
BBC are planning on releasing a re-run of Jimmy Saville’s successful show, with a new title of “Jim’ll Fist It”.
13
OctWife + Computer = Trouble
The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
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OctHot Chat-up Line
Are you a pot of chilli powder because you’ve got hot written all over you?
09
OctObama Road Crossing?
Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.
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OctGay Dinosaur
in Animal Jokes
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass