A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick b*stard!”
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.23
SepSpank the monkey
If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my cock!
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SepHealth Problems
You’re mama is so fat that we’re all really concerned for her health!
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SepBrown and sticky
What’s brown and sticky?
Barack Obama after a wank.
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SepBank Deposit
I got thrown out of Barclays Bank today. I was trying to deposit £300,000 in cash but apparantly monopoly money is not a “real currency”!
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SepYou Can Call Me
People call me Dave, but you can call me Tonight!