If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.27
OctGetting Head
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
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OctJimmy Saville Milking
in Dirty Jokes
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.
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Octwoman vrs terrorist
What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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OctYo mama raincoat fat
Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!’
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OctPolitical Acting
What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.