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09
Nov

Best chat up line

By Ged
in Pick Up Lines
+110 -72

Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

06
Nov

Mexican names

By April
in Racist Jokes
+44 -59

What do you call a Mexican with no legs: Cuntswaylow

06
Nov

new medicine

By April
in Dirty Jokes
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+44 -47

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

05
Nov

texas sheriff

By mike l
in Racist Jokes
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+617 -440

What did the texas sheriff say when he saw a dead black guy with 32 bullet-holes in him?
Worst case of suicide i’ve ever seen.

31
Oct

Chicken Farm

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+166 -86

Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?

31
Oct

Astronaught

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -25

I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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