Why is my wiener the perfect gentleman?
Because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit.
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AprPerfect Gentleman
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.17
AprLove Gold
Why do women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrots whereas a man only has 1 carrot !
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AprWindows Password
I hate Windows… Just tried to set my password to “mydick” but apparently it’s too short.
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AprTitanic
Yo mama is so fat that she played the part of the iceberg in the film Titanic.
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AprScience
Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher?
Because their was no chemistry
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AprWoman and Wine
Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?
1. They’re difficult to pick.
2. They become more expensive with time.
3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.