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29
Apr

Heads

By Freddy
in Surreal Jokes
+23 -20

Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari?
A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

29
Apr

Womens Feet

By Sam
in Relationship Jokes
+9 -15

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So it’s easier for them to stand next to the kitchen sink.

27
Apr

Night Out

By Sam
in Surreal Jokes
+53 -11

Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.

27
Apr

French Snails

By Piere
in Racist Jokes
+130 -104

Q. Why do the French love to eat snails?
A. Because they hate fast food.

25
Apr

Stripper dealer

By jack
in Dirty Jokes
+45 -26

Q. Who has the best business model someone who deals drugs or a stripper?
A. A stripper because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

25
Apr

Junk Mail

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
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+31 -37

I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.

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