Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security don’t like it when you shout ‘hi-Jack’.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.21
AprGirls heart
in Dirty Jokes
A girl only has one heart so playing around with it is wrong, play with her boobs instead, she’s got two of them.
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AprSurprise Blow
in Dirty Jokes
Waking up to a surprise bj is great but not when you’re in prison.
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AprMama Virus
Yo mama is so stupid that when I told her Windows had no virus protection she called a builder.
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AprCombo
A drunk a priest and a pedofile walk into a bar….. that was just the first person!
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AprCoolest Person
Who’s the coolest person in a hospital?
The ultra sound guy.