Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Carpet Removal

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.

Suspicious mind

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -8

My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.

Autocorrect

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -19

I really ducking hate autocorrect.

basketball

in Racist Jokes
+182 -139

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball together?
Juan on Juan.

Whales

in Animal Jokes
+10 -19

Q: What do whales like on their toast?
A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!